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A guy is walking along the beach, when he meets a girl with no legs, crying. "Why are you crying?" he asks."I've never been hugged," she says. The guy hugs her, but she continues crying."Why are you crying?" he asks."I've never been kissed," she says. The guy kisses her, but she continues crying."Why are you crying?" he asks."I've never been screwed," she says. The guy picks her up and throws her into the water."There," he says. "Now you're screwed."
How to win a girl's heart- Hopefully some guys will actually read this.
1. Hugs from behind.
2. Grab her hand when y'all walk next to each other.
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. DONT FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.
6. Write little notes.
7. Compliment her Honestly.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. *Say I love you.....and mean it.*
10. Pick her over ur friends.. no matter what. even if your friends call u pussy whipped
11. comfort her when she cries.
12. love her with all your heart.
13. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really shes loves it).
14. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her).
15. Unless she does something first, never yell or hurt her in anyway.
I am a Goth without the black,
I am an Emo without depression,
I am a Punk without the attitude,
I am a Skater without a skateboard,
I am a prep without the populatity,
I am mentally deranged without a straight jacket,
THAT MAKES ME DIFFERENT! THAT MAKES ME, *~ME~*
